search term shoot back

Oct

2015

September Search Terms

First of the month, trying to get back into the blog, so looking at the search terms that led people to me in the last month.
Again, totally not surprised, the most popular search term, both on its own, and in variously worded combinations is “Sex with angel.” Of course I have an entire post on that, and every time I notice it’s still the most common search term that leads to my site makes me think I should actually write a more serious post on it. It was actually the Sex with Angels post that inspired this whole thing of responding to what folks are looking for.
Goetic kings of the sun: I’m not totally sure what you’re looking for here. All the spirits in the Goetia are ranked, and every rank is associated with a planet, and while we can quibble about who is assigned where, and what the rank means, generally it’s accepted that the kings are the solar rank. So saying “kings of the sun” is a bit redundant. Anyways, the kings are Bael, Paimon, Beleth, Purson, Astaroth, Asmoday, Gaap, Vine, Balam, Decarabia, Zagan, and Belial. Personally my favourites of that list are Beleth and Vine.
How to fuck an angel: Being a bit forward now, aren’t we?
9 foot circle method: My version can be found here using a different set of names. If you’re looking for something more traditional I recommend the circle from the Heptameron, which mine is based on, rather than the standard serpent circle of the Goetia which just stinks of “I didn’t know what to do, so I did it all” to me at least.
orgonite organic/inorganic ratio: Despite my curiosity I know nothing really about orgonite, but I know it’s supposed to be 50/50. The trouble is that doesn’t really work with orgonite. It’s 50/50, but how? By weight? Or volume? The trouble with volume is the inorganic stuff is oddly shaped scraps, so when you fill a container with metal filings, you can still pour in a lot of organic material in between the gaps. So, just pointing out that’s problematic.
tulpa magick: Please…stop now…you don’t know what you’re talking about. Maybe a reminder that tulpas are not what you think
rcle of summoning I know it’s a typo, but it sounds like Scooby-doo talking about ceremonial magick.
Lama guru tree This really isn’t a topic I can discuss. Not because I don’t know, or because it’s secret, but because it’s different for every lineage. When visualizing the lineage or guru tree you have to know who your teacher is, who their yidam and teacher is, and so on, back into antiquity. Now sure, you can simplify it by understanding they’re all of one essence, but that still means you need to visualize your lama as the embodiment of everyone in the lineage before them. But if you don’t have a lama, you have to know what sect of Vajrayana Buddhism you’re following or interested in, that way you know which of the primordial teacher Buddhas you’re supposed to visualize. Is it Vairocana? Samantabra? Guhyasamaja? It all depends. If you’re curious about the lineage tree, talk with your local lama.
ghost call therapy: Even though I bill myself as a therapist or counselor for the dead, alas I don’t know of a phone line you can call for ghost therapy. I know who you’re gonna call, but they won’t help, they’ll just lock them up and not deal with the issues that led to the haunting in the first place.
High Priestess sex tarot: I’d like to investigate her inner mysteries, if you know what I mean…wait…what…what are you even looking for? The High Priestess card from a sexy tarot deck? How to use the archetype to get laid? Meditations to have sex with her? I have no idea.
Shemhamphoras and the uses: Do you have a few hours? Okay at the most complicated level you can use the Shem ha-Mephorash to access and investigate some of the abstracted corners of reality. More commonly though you can use the Shem ha-Mephorash to derive the name of 72 ruling angels. These angels rule, pretty much everything. They each rule either 5 degrees or 10 degrees of the sky. If they’re all “active” at once, they only control 5 degrees, but sometimes they’re split up into two factions, half ruling the sky during the day, half ruling during the night, in which case they control 10 degrees each, but only half of the time. They can also be linked to the spirits of the Goetia, as shown in the Goetia of Dr. Rudd where they are used as a controlling element to balance the spirits. Also, as they represent/control most everything, the Shem ha-Mephorash is a great choice for protection works.
Dorje shugden pagan: Okay, the whole Dorje Shugden issue is a really complicated one. It’s made worse by a lot of (let’s be honest) white western Buddhists who are super-opposed to the practice. (As a note, all the Tibetan practitioners I’ve talked to about it, have basically said “The practice doesn’t hurt anyone, we’re not going to interfere.” Thankfully we have white Buddhists to literally cause riots about this though…) Anyways. That said, if you’re googling Dorje Shugden and pagan at the same time, do us a favour, don’t bother. Seriously, it’s a controversial and complicated cultural issue, leave it where it is, and don’t for the love of all that is empty try to work it into your mish-mash of pagan pantheons.
Chod empowerment practice commitments: I’ll forgive you missing the umlaut over the o in chöd. Anyways, this is another thing that I can’t really talk on because it can vary from tradition to tradition, and /what/ chöd empowerment you get, as there are several. The most basic one I can think of, Opening the Door of the Sky, is still a higher tantric initiation. So assuming you’ve done everything to be allowed to get it (which doesn’t always happen now a days) your commitments will probably include having to perform chöd at least once a day for the rest of your life. Special chöd feasts on the full and new moon. You’ll also have to take the Bodhisattva vow and the basic Tantric vows probably, which includes things like never giving up love for another sentient being, or deriding a woman in any way, or never to think of anything as real. You might also be given a mantra commitment, requiring you to say a mantra a certain amount of times per day. There might also be a commitment to perform tsok feasts twice a month too. That’s a basic version, you might have something more intense depending on initiation and lineage. Like the lineage tree I recommend talking to your local lama. Chöd is awesome, and fascinating, and beautiful, but it also shouldn’t be taken to lightly.
angel seal The Angel Seal is one of the more uncommon types of angels, but I do have this picture.

my calling in dis world is to be a world change and a planet shake Well ain’t that precious.

Jul

2014

June Search Term Shoot Back

Welcome to my Search Term Shoot Back. Obviously this is inspired by the same concept used by Polyphanes on his blog which was in turn partially inspired by my most popular post (*sigh*) which was written in response to a common search hit on my blog. Basically this entry looks at some of the search terms that led people to my blog this month, and addresses them.
First off…not surprising in the slightest is “sex with angels” but more to the point, there are 24 different versions of this search term used this month. Everything for “sex angels” to “how to summon an angel for sex” and “can I have sex with an archangel?” So not only is “sex with angels” the most popular term to hit my blog, but the idea of having sex with angels is by far the most common reason people end up on my blog. Meaning: You’re all a bunch of perverts, and I love you for it. If you’re new to my blog, or just want a refresher I made a blog post about this three years ago, and it has more hits than the next four most popular posts on my site. Thoughtful, controversial, or instructional posts on magick? Screw that, people want to know about boinking angels. Considering how popular that post is I wonder what would happen if I wrote something about actually experiences in that area…
“How to make a summoning circle” – It depends on your tradition and what for. Personally I use a method from the Starry Path, using the Names of the Spirits and Spheres as they were revealed to me. It’s based upon the Heptameron circle, which I find the most workable. I feel the standard summoning circle that became popular in grimoires is both overkill and clumsy, I find this more elegant. Also if that interests you there is an article I wrote for a book, which was reformatted and put onto my blog more about the theory of the circle.
“Blue Flame Sex” – Not without dinner first…or buying me a book…actually the book might work better… This search term shows up a lot over time, I’m not sure if there is something I’m missing, if there is some religious/spiritual tradition that links blue flames with sex, but I approve.
“Blue fire hand” – Again, some of the entries involving blue fire/flame intrigue about what people are actually looking for. Blue fire is important in my Path (surprising I know) and that includes using it channelled around my hands. For me Blue Fire is complicated, but on the most general level it represents the highest form of Fire, when the element is dissolving into Space. It’s the Fire of Wisdom, that burns away Illusions and reveals the depths of Reality. It is the Fire that burns around the Black Hearts in my Core and represents the Place I Seek to Return to. When doing specific type of trance work I begin by finding the Black Hearts in my Core, they are the Twin Nothingness that are the foundation of my Soul, they are encased by a Diamond, which is Flaming brilliantly. I draw out that Blue Fire down my arms into my hands, and then sweep it across my body removing impurities, and then I place my hands over my eyes and leave the Fire there to Illuminate my Vision. Probably not what the person was searching for, but there you go, something about it and how I use it.
“How do I do it” – You verb the adjective noun. (Which if you’re unfamiliar is the same advice Abraham Lincoln’s father gave him before the prom)

“paul elkington codices” – They’re still hoaxes. No contemporary record of Jesus’s life exists, and no super secret copper codex with the story was uncovered. I debunked it years back and everything since has just proved my point. Really that was three years ago, I’m surprised people are still looking it up.
“Qliphoth magic” – It’s unusual for me to say something like that…but I won’t touch that stuff. It fascinates me, but there is something that deeply unsettles me in my Core when I look into it. I know that’s part of the point, but I feel, at least for me, that if I went down that path no good would come of it. I know some people who are doing some awesome stuff with it, they’re also people that slightly unnerve me. I prefer to study it as a balance for my Qabalistic stuff, but not as something I’d want to use. You can find a review I did on what is, in my opinion, the best book on the subject.
“simhamukha pendant” – Alas, I never consecrated a set of those. My HGA “suggested” I shift my focus from my pendant consecration and focus on a few other things. I do offer Singhamukha sadhanas in my sponsored rituals though. She is one of my three main practices in Vajrayana, kickass lion wisdom goddess with a blue body, what’s not to love?
“Zasep Tulku Rinpoche” – I know I reviewed his book, but I’m surprised you’d land on my blog googling him. Rinpoche is one of my teachers, and walks that strange line of being so very wise, compassionate, and terrifying. I don’t often talk about my teachers or lineages that I’m in for various reasons, but I am glad that my lama facilitated me meeting and beginning to study under Zasep Rinpoche. Bonus points: Last time I saw Rinpoche he was quoting Monty Python, how can you not love a 66 year old Tibetan Rinpoche who quotes “Life of Brian”

(Seriously, he was sitting on his throne in temple, reenacting the argument about the names)
“dorje shugden aiwass” – Alright, here is a search term that lost me. Is someone out there equating Crowley’s Aiwass with Dorje Shugden? If so I’m really curious about how and why they are equated or even linked…other than they’re both semi-controversial figures. Anyone else have input I’d love to hear it.
“how to do planetary magick” – Can you vague up the question a bit? Planetary magick is one of the pillars of the entire Western system of magick, it covers a lot. If you’re interested in it, I’d say start with just learning the associations, the planets of the day, and doing prayers to the planets or planetary spirits. I have a set I skried, but use the Greek/Roman gods if you want, or the angels. Really it’s a huge field, so I’d say before thinking too much about the magick make sure you understand the symbols and the system.
“Mary Poppins Paving Stones” – I can’t really help you there… I just wanted to share because it’s unusual.
“Tibetan Buddhist prayer sigil” – You probably mean a mandala or a yantra. They’re 2D representations of the visualizations used in a lot of rituals, explaining what force or figure is where, and how they interact. They’re a really complex/deep subject that I can’t explain in a shoot back. Here is a good article explaining them though. If you’re thinking sigil in the Western sense, those don’t really exist in Buddhism. All deities have a Seed Syllable, a letter that is used when evoking/invoking them, but that’s probably the closest you get. I have thought about making a sigil system based on the Tibetan Alphabet, but so far I haven’t liked any of the math I figured out for it.
“quadrivium oil reviews” – My simple review: Buy it now, that shit is great. Long review here. I use them, I recommend them to clients, my friends use them, they’re really a great product.
“ceremonial magick services” – The majority of my client work in my sorcery for hire tends to be Ceremonial, even though I know I come off more Buddhist to a lot of people. It’s something I find hard to codify in sense of explaining what I do, because there is so much to it, but I find a lot of people are more comfortable with it when I explain it during consultations. If you’re interested you can always email me for a consultation and we’ll see what we can do.
“malas” – I’m impressed I’m getting hits just from malas. Yes, I use malas, I love malas, I make and sell them, and I think they’re awesome versatile things. I’m pretty much always wearing two, one for the planetary spirit of the day, and one for my HGA. I’ve talked about them a few times, so follow the tag if you want to learn about using them for mantras, divination, or other magickal usages
“geomancy books” – I really like geomancy, but admit I only tinker with it. I’ve reviewed a book on it before which I enjoyed, but apparently I was told afterwards that it’s not the best and there are issues with the text. Really if you want information on geomancy I recommend checking out Polyphanes on his blog, cause he’s written so much on the topic, and in a lot of cases with more depth and clarity than you’ll get in most books. Plus he actually experiments and innovates (Be still the Nothingness of my Hearts)
“Opera blue flame” – Okay, while technically rock operas, I have a weak spot for Jesus Christ Superstar and Phantom of the Opera. More traditionally I adore Mozart’s Magic Flute, and untraditionally and more appropriate for this blog I am amused to this day by the Enochian Keys performed as an opera.